I like cooking too

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. I had more, but you go ahead. No, she'll probably make me do it. In your time, yes,…

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And then the battle’s not so bad?

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I'm a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I…

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Every other day it’s food

I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Say what? You won't have…

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We’ll go delive

And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.…

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Just want to talk

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Well, then good news! It's a suppository.…

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